What is this stupid movie supposed to mean? This thing makes no sense whatsoever. Stauesque is beyond stupid. What's with the ugly transvestite with the black wedge hair?

I know that the internet is a graveyard of bad art, but this film is just crap disguised as "art." Director Neil Gaiman obviously thinks he's ready to direct, but I can tell you that he knows nothing about directing and cannot direct actors. How you get a bad performance out of Bill Nighy is one for the books. Amanda Palmer is self conscious and has all the presence of a lump. The story is beyond dumb; what's the book for? Why? Who feels what for whom? Gaiman's lack of artistic maturity grows more obvious year by year and in an older artist, it is deeply unattractive. I've lost all respect for Gaiman at this point.